Public shaming

Jan 26 2012

Thankfully, I don’t get a whole lot of spam on this site; the various safeguards I’ve put in place seem to work most of the time. (Thank you, Akismet.)

But I do occasionally get a spam message through the contact form. Up until now, I’ve generally ignored them. But I got one this morning that caught me in a whimsical mood, and so I think I’ll share it with the world, in its entirety–with all contact information intact apart from my own.

 

 From: Jeff C. (thesourceav@thebirdmail.com via [redacted])

7:16AM

Hello Brian Eisley,

An email has been sent from Jeff C.. Here’s the message:

Text/Banner Advertising on your site – inquiry from Phil at The Source AV

Hi,

I’d like to inquire about doing a sponsored blog post – about 150-300 words that talks a little bit about DUI law and links back to our site http://www.thesourceav.com. We provide premier Custom Design, Engineering and Installation for home theater and I thought we might be a good fit for your readers/visitors on brianeisley.com.

Here’s a list of some blog post titles we’ve done in the past:
- Choosing Speakers for Your Home Theater
- The Only Reason for Using High-End Audio Cables
- Home Theater Installation: Hire a Professional VS. Doing It Yourself

Our budget is around $15 for the post. Is this something you’d be open to?

Also we might be interested in a small banner ad if the price is right. Our budget is $40/year – something like this:http://i43.tinypic.com/2lbp4iw_th.jpg

Let me know if you’d be open to either or both of these.

Also if you have some other sites just send them over and we might be interested in doing a sponsored post on there as well!

Regards,

Phil
The Source AV

This additional information was provided:

Name: Jeff C.
Email: thesourceav@thebirdmail.com
Organization: The Source AV Design Group
Phone: 8007007029
Address: 3035 Kashiwa St., Suite 101
City/town: Torrance
State/province: California
Zip/postal code: 90505
Country: United States
Website: http://www.thesourceav.com/
Referred by: Another source (indicate below)

Data Collected:

Time stamp: Jan. 26th, 2012 @ 9:16 am
IP: 180.190.199.35
UA: Mozilla on Windows
ISP: 180.190.199.35
Ref: http://www.brianeisley.com/contact/
Whois: http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=180.190.199.35

 

So.

Let it be known to all the world that The Source AV Design Group, of Torrance, CA, is a spammer (or, at the very least, is foolish enough to hire a spammer). The same applies to “Phil” and to “Jeff C.”, whoever they might be.

Also, let it be known that, for some reason, The Source AV Design Group, of Torrance, CA, wishes to be prominently linked with a post about DUI law. (See the first paragraph of their request, above.) Why this would be is a mystery to me, but hey–I’m just reporting.

Any potential customers of The Source AV Design Group, of Torrance, CA, who might come across this post via Google or whatever–and they will–should know that they will be supporting the unethical and highly freaking annoying advertising practice of spamming, should they give any money at all to these people. Do with that knowledge as you will.

And anyone who may be thinking of asking me for the same favor in the future would be advised to pay close attention. I do not respond well to spammers. And, should you offend me so, I just might take the opportunity to have fun at your expense.

That is all.

 

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A small milestone

Jan 22 2012

As you may know, I’ve been playing around with writing reviews. Up until now, I’ve been doing it only for myself, posting them here, at LibraryThing, and at Amazon. It’s fun, but I’ve been wanting to get them into some other venues.

Well, I’m pleased to announce that that has now happened. My first quasi-professional review–that is, written for a real-live, honest-to-goodness editor–is now available for the world to see!

It’s for The Future Fire, a small SF/fantasy site that runs both original stories and reviews. I got wind a few weeks ago that they were looking for reviewers, and contacted them. Looks like a good place to start getting my name out there.

The review is here, if you’d like to read it. I have to admit, I didn’t care much for the book. But the process of reviewing was great fun, and I can’t wait to do it again.

(Who knows, maybe someday somebody will be crazy enough to pay me…)

 

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The challenge… is accepted

Jan 09 2012

As I believe I’ve mentioned before, I’m a fan of the writing tips blog Terrible Minds, by the writer Chuck Wendig. One nice exercise he gives is a Flash Fiction Challenge, where he comes up with some parameters and turns his readers loose.

Today, I decided to have my first go at it. The current challenge is to hit shuffle on your music collection; the title of the first track is the title of the story. Oh, and the limit is 500 words.

Quite a challenge. And it became even more of one when I rolled the dice on my music. What I got was “Where Has My Country Gone? (Kongurei)” by Ondar (a Tuvan throat singer who’s absorbed some Western pop and country influences). So I came up with the following story.

It’s not the best thing I ever wrote, but it’s not too bad (especially for spending only two hours on it). By far the most difficult part was getting the word count down; there was quite a bit that I liked that had to be sacrificed to bring it below 500 words. But I did it.

We’ll see what people think. Thanks, Chuck, for the challenge.


 

Where Has My Country Gone?

by Brian Eisley

I was at home on Banks Island, in far northwestern Canada, when the Strangers first appeared. It was summer. I was out of school and spent my time hiking and swimming, as I did every year.

When I saw the news that morning, I quickly brought up the feed from Gibraltar. The ship was a lozenge of gray light, hovering over the Rock; the creatures below it were squat and six-limbed.

I checked the news archive. The craft had appeared several hours before. At the same time, a short greeting had appeared on the newsfeeds, politely inviting our leaders to come and meet. The world’s militaries had gone mad, of course, but somehow the Strangers were able to stop any armed craft from approaching.

The EU president was the first to arrive. The Chinese and US presidents came soon after. The world stayed glued to its screens until the three presidents emerged with an announcement.

The Strangers, they said, had arrived in our vicinity some 300 years before, and had been monitoring us all this time. Normally, they left primitive societies alone until spaceflight reached an advanced stage. In our case, however, they had become so alarmed at what we had done to our environment that they had chosen to intervene. Over the next few decades, they would repair the damage, and restore the climate to what it had been before the Industrial Revolution.

There was much discussion, and even some defiance. But their understanding of physics was far beyond ours, and they could engineer our environment however they wanted.

Eventually, of course, the furor died down, and we went about our lives. The Strangers made occasional announcements about their progress, but for the most part they left us alone.

Gradually, the temperature dropped. The oceans retreated. The weather stabilized; the floods and typhoons diminished. People began to recolonize the equatorial regions. And with most fossil fuels long gone, the world’s politics became a little more sane. Life became easier for most people.

For those of us living in the Arctic, though, it was a disaster.

My family had left Texas for Denendeh sixty years before the Strangers came. Banks Island was my home. But then, the animals and trees began to disappear. The ice returned.

We did our best, but eventually we accepted Ottawa’s buyout offer and abandoned our land. So did everyone we knew. I remember my last look back at our house, sitting forlorn on what had been the shore.

My family ended up in Florida. I’ve lived here ever since. And my old friends are scattered all over the world. I’ve had a good life, these last eighty years. But I miss my home.

When I look at the island now, it’s brown and barren, and usually covered in ice. I’ll never set foot there again.

I know that the world is better off since the Strangers came. We all accept that.

But where has my country gone?


 

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The divine madness of a collector

Jan 06 2012

And now, the first repost from my defunct alt-history/steampunk/retrofuturism blog, Leaves of Brass: my review of The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities, edited by Ann & Jeff VanderMeer.

And as before, I wish to offer my thanks to Mr. VanderMeer for the opportunity to review this fascinating volume. This originally appeared on November 13, 2011.

See you over the fold!

Continue to my review of The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities

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You say you want a resolution

Jan 02 2012

It’s a new year. And, while I don’t really believe in resolutions–I think they create unrealistic expectations for everyone–I’ve decided to come up with a few anyway. More in the line of goals to shoot for.

2011 has been a difficult year, on professional, financial and emotional levels. And, while I’m finally working, I’m not quite where I want to be just yet. So these are aimed at getting me there. And I’m putting them up here to help motivate me to make them happen–because I’ll be risking public embarrassment if I don’t.

So, here we go.

1. This year, I will find full-time work, in a library position–preferably with benefits.

This goal is professional and financial. And getting it done will require me to hone my networking and communication skills to a much greater degree than before, which will help me above and beyond the career and the money.

2. This year, I will get myself published–at least 1 fiction and 1 nonfiction piece–in print (or online, if I’m paid for it).

This goal is professional and emotional. It’s about bloody time I started to really get my name out there as a writer.

3. This year, I will seriously study a musical instrument–to the point where I can play with somebody else.

This is a fun one, for my own emotional well-being. I’ve been playing around with music for many years, but have never quite gotten to where I can play competently. That will change.

I think all of these are reasonable goals, and I expect to be roundly shamed if none of them are met a year from now. So don’t disappoint me…

 

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Publicity

Jan 01 2012

Well, this is a nice New Year’s present. I just now discovered that my essay about Lou Reed’s and Metallica’s Lulu has attracted the attention of the guys themselves (or at least their publicity people), who put a link to it on the Press page for the album. Yikes!

Apparently the link’s been there since November 15. However, it seems to have been broken by my recent site move. It can now be found here.

While I haven’t actually been in contact with Lou or Metallica, I’m gratified and humbled at the possibility that they might have actually read my ramblings, and that they know that, after all, some of us don’t think the album sucks.

Thanks, guys.

 

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A safe landing

Dec 29 2011

“Yep… that went well.”

I am pleased to say that this site’s move is complete, and everything is running smoothly. Instead of the frustrating and infuriating GoDaddy, brianeisley.com is now under the loving care of Namecheap and HostGator. I can already say that their service is far better and more convenient. If you’re looking for a place to keep a domain or a site, keep them in mind; they’re good people.

Also: as part of the move, I decided to put down my other site, Leaves of Brass, once and for all. Frankly, I never managed to overcome my ambivalence about trying to run two separate sites. It’s both easier and more efficient to have everything I do in one place, and this will be it.

Despite the final death of Leaves of Brass, however, the content will live on; I plan to repost selected items from it on this site. Watch for the first one in the next few days.

So, goodbye forever, GoDaddy. It’s been real, it’s been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun.

 

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Who’s your GoDaddy?

Dec 24 2011

Like most people who know anything about how the Internet works, I was horrified yesterday to learn that GoDaddy–which happens to provide my domain and hosting services for both this site and Leaves Of Brass–has been an active, enthusiastic supporter of SOPA, the so-called Stop Online Piracy Act. In fact, they may have helped write it (while getting themselves an exemption from its draconian measures), and were defiant in their support when much of the Internet was loudly complaining about it.

I haven’t been happy with GoDaddy for some time, frankly. Their mediocre service, their near-incomprehensible website, their offensive (and stupid) advertising, and their horrifying CEO have collectively had me chafing for awhile. And yet, none of those were quite enough to overcome inertia and make me take my business elsewhere.

But this was the proverbial last straw.

And not just for me. Numerous individuals and businesses, representing many thousands of domains, have pledged to move them to other services as soon as possible. For instance, Ben Huh, CEO of Cheezburger Networks, bluntly told GoDaddy that he would move the 1000+ domains he controls if GoDaddy didn’t reverse their stance, and Wikipedia is planning to do the same.

At first, GoDaddy remained obstinate, saying they hadn’t seen any impact on their business. But that changed yesterday. They now claim to have reversed their stance, and to no longer support SOPA. Not too many people seem to believe them; the retraction has all the hallmarks of a corporation trying desperately to stop a mass exodus of its customers.

I certainly don’t buy it. So I’m leaving, as soon as I possibly can. Even if GoDaddy convincingly apologizes, the damage is done.

I’ve already put in an order to move the domain registrations to Namecheap, which has great reviews from the likes of Lifehacker (and who has taken a strong public stand against SOPA). Once that’s done, I’ll be moving the hosting, probably to HostGator, which is similarly well-regarded. With any luck, the move will be complete by New Year’s–and I expect I’ll be much happier with these new providers. As well as with my money no longer going to those greedy bastards at GoDaddy!

I will do my best to keep any disruption to this site to a minimum, but it’s entirely possible that it will go down at some point. Fair warning to my loyal readers (hi to you both).

Oh, and if anyone from GoDaddy reads this and is thinking of asking me to reconsider: no, there is nothing you can do or say that would keep me as a customer. So don’t waste your time or mine, k?

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Feedback on Lulu

Dec 15 2011

Ever since I posted my little review of Lulu by Lou Reed and Metallica, I’ve gotten a fair amount of feedback. Most of it has been surprisingly positive; it appears that my review has made its way to people who appreciate what they were trying to do, even if the majority of Metallica fans don’t. I couldn’t be happier about this.

Most of the responses have been as comments on the story itself, but I’ve also gotten some good stuff privately via email. Many of these have been thoughtful and passionate; all have treated the material with respect and taken it seriously. With the permission of the authors, I’ve decided to post a few messages here.

Continue to read feedback on my Lulu review

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Happy anniversary

Dec 05 2011

Eight years ago today, my spouse Jennifer and I had our first date, at a Jamaican restaurant in Sacramento. By the end of that dinner, we had learned that we were both fans of Laurie Anderson, that we both loved science fiction, and that we both gave good hugs.

After being together for eight years, living together for seven, and being married for six, we’re still crazy about each other. And as far as I can tell, we’re ready for another eighty. Go us.

 

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